Orang yang malesin tu orang yang ngomongin orang!

Ke gereja tiap minggu, kalo ngomongin orang di belakangnya, buat apa si?
Senyum, kalo di belakangnya sebenernya ga suka, buat apa si?
Ngeluh ke orang2, tanpa langsung bilang ke yang bersangkutan, nyelesein masala apa si?

UDAH DEH GA USAH SOK RAMAH, GA USAH NGOMONGIN ORANG, DAN SATU LAGI, GA USAH BELAGAK GA PERNAH SALA!!!

Semua orang ga ada yang 100% innocent, tapi yang ngebedain gw sama eloe, seengganya GW CUKUP PUNYA BANYAK KERJAAN DAN ETIKA UNTUK GA NGOMONGIN YANG JELEK2 DI BELAKANG LOE!

Funny thing with my mom and gramma

You-might-laughing-pee-yer-pants alert : Make sure you don't have fully inflated bladder when you read this! Well, at least that was my problem when this happened.

My mom and gramma are visiting me in Sussex. Yesterday they arrived at nite and I bought some take-out Chinese already so that as they arrive, they can go to my home directly since it was pretty late and they might haven't had their dinner. 2 dishes 3 females, 2 of the females from Indonesia... Should be enough.

At home, dinner time. I told them that I would move this Sunday so I packed my things already. The only left in the dishwasher are 3 bowls for 3 of us, coupla spoons, forks and a pot to boil things. My gramma takes a bowl, and put about 5 spoonful of the first dish in it, the rest was kept in the take-out canister, which remained to be very close to being full. I assume she's preparing her bowl. She said "Yea, we'll share the foods, there's definitely more than enough of them for the 3 of us" while opening the second take-out canister and preparing the second bowl. Then we kept talking and talking and talking, catching up.

Almost at the end, I caught the impression that everything in that bowl would be shared. I thought when she said we'll share foods, it means all the foods in the bowl and the take-out canister. Then, I did a bold move : I pointed at the food in the bowl (yes, which I assumed to be her bowl containing the 5 spoonful) and asked "Did you mean everything in this bowl is going to be divided for 3 of us?!?" Then my mom and gramma answered yes. I looked at them and the food in the bowl seriously and then laughed my ass off, I had to run to the bathroom otherwise I peed my pants. While running I shouted to them "I can eat all in the bowl and take-out canister by myself!"

I kept laughin in the bathroom, I could hear them laughing too in the kitchen. Even when I was done with my business I was still laughing.

Funniest Day At Work

Today is funniest day at work : The "Bring yer kids to work" Day 2009. I've been working for almost a year and today is my turn to experience this day.

The sign can already be seen in the morning. I parked my car and the big truck next to it is one my colleagues'. Truck is green and big and rusty, the only hint of cuteness is that kids-sitter thing on the passenger seat. Glanced at it, smiled and thought "Here it starts : Workday full of kids!"

Big conference room, was full of kids. Rite next to that room is Mr. CT's office (highest hierarchy in our office -> boss of our bosses at this office). Smiled and wondered how he worked with all those kids being loud in the room next to his office. Hihihihi...

Colleague R worked with his daughter asking questions beside him.Colleague R introduced me to his 10-yrs-old daugther. Her name is A and she's about to be in 5th grade. Colleague R introduced me as another engineer who can review documents he creates.

Another time I passed by the small conference room and found Colleague G who's in town, having fun with the kids. Glanced at the Erlenmeyer Flask the kids were holding and our little glass heat exchanger set on the stand. Wonder what Colleague G presented to these kids. He later said that he explained the concept of what our office does with easter egg dye, heater, heat exchanger, and erlenmeyer flask. They seemed to like it.

One time Colleague B's daughter came and asked,"Daddy, whom did you just talk to?". Colleague B answered "Colleague J, he's an engineer across that helps me a whole lot of time." Little girl asked again "Why does he help you?" Colleague B just said "Huh?" Hehehe...

One time all of them were about to play 'throw bean bag to the hole' and they said "we wanna play against the grown up!". I giggled, they were so cute. Then I dunno why, Mr. CD and Colleague M already lined up behind them... I didn't wanna be seen and escaped to get my lunch.

Last time I passed by the big conference room, I saw the kids were video conferencing with the kids in our Headquarter in Pennsylvania. I heard they were asking each other what time the other kids appearing in the big flat TV were at. Hehehehe...

At last I heard Colleague E who is single and doesn't have any kids said "this week is the weirdest week at work." Week was full of meetings for us and suddenly today we had lotsa kids in the office, which is becoming more weird for him since he usually doesn't face one at his own home. Hehehehe...

Today is indeed the funniest day at work.